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heddix

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Der 2. gefällt mir am besten!

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heddix

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnnie stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnnie?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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Little Johnnie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnnie. "Giving up?"

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A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about! Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnnie, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"

The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnnie how he knew this.

Little Johnnie said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"

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The math teacher saw that little Johnnie wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnnie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"

Little Johnnie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network! !"

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Little Johnnie's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."

Little Johnnie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

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Little Johnnie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnnie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Johnnie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

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Chili

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Hihi,
ich fand den 2. auch besser, aber der vorletzte und der letzte - auch nicht ohne... )))
Thanks a lot!!!!
)))
Chili

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Su0811

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„Die Zukunft gehört denen, die an die Schönheit ihrer Träume glauben.“
(Eleanor Roosevelt)

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