An older couple were lying in bed one night. The
husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a
romantic mood and wanted to talk.! She sai d: "You used
to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across,
held her hand for a second and tried to
get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then
you used to kiss me. "Mildly irritated, he reached
across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down
to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you
used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed
clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she
asked. "To get my teeth!"
Do you need a laugh??
„Die Zukunft gehört denen, die an die Schönheit ihrer Träume glauben.“